var numquot = 127
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if (ran == (1))
quot=("When the Student is ready, the Master will appear.  - Japanese Proverb")
if (ran == (2))
quot=("What is the sound of One Hand Clapping?  - Zen Koan")
if (ran == (3))
quot=("What was the shape of your face before you were born?  - Zen Koan")
if (ran == (4))
quot=("In the Beginner's mind, there are many possibilities, in the Experts, there are few  - Shunryu Suzuki")
if (ran == (5))   
quot=("All you need is Love  - The Beatles")
if (ran == (6))   
quot=("Time is passing, are you?")
if (ran == (7))   
quot=("Without a thorough understanding of history, we are doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past.")
if (ran == (8))
quot=("You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink")
if (ran == (9))
quot=("A stitch in time, saves nine.")
if (ran == (10))
quot=("The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.  - Spock")
if (ran == (11))
quot=("I think, therefore I am  - Descartes")
if (ran == (12))
quot=("Most men lead lives of quiet desperation  - Thoreau")
if (ran == (13))
quot=("Cat; The other white meat  - Bumper Sticker")
if (ran == (14))
quot=("There are two kinds of people in the world, those with guns, and those who dig.  You... dig.  -The Good, The Bad and The Ugly")
if (ran == (15))
quot=("Never try to teach a pig to dance, it will frustrate you, and annoy the pig.  - Heinlein")
if (ran == (16))
quot=("This space available.")
if (ran == (17))
quot=("Westside Is the Bestside!")
if (ran == (18))
quot=("Chop wood, Carry Water.  - Zen Proverb")
if (ran == (19))
quot=("Good pitching will always beat good hitting.  And vice versa.  - Yogi Berra")
if (ran == (20))
quot=(" All the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players  - Wm. Shakespeare")
if (ran == (21))
quot=("A good question is never answered.  It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of idea. -- John Ciardi")
if (ran == (22))
quot=("A grammarian's life is always in tense.")
if (ran == (23))
quot=("A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -- William James")
if (ran == (24))
quot=("A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.")
if (ran == (25))
quot=("An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. -- Benjamin Franklin")
if (ran == (26))
quot=("Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorstin")
if (ran == (27))
quot=("Eloquence is logic on fire.")
if (ran == (28))
quot=("Encyclopedia for sale by father.  Son knows everything.")
if (ran == (29))
quot=("Experience is the worst teacher.  It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.")
if (ran == (30))
quot=("If you are too busy to read, then you are too busy.")
if (ran == (31))
quot=("If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable. -- Graffiti in the Big Ten")
if (ran == (32))
quot=("If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe?  The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions.")
if (ran == (33))
quot=("Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous. -- Confucius")
if (ran == (34))
quot=("Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.")
if (ran == (35))
quot=("Spelling is a lossed art.")
if (ran == (36))
quot=("The future is a race between education and catastrophe. -- H.G. Wells")
if (ran == (37))
quot=("The important thing is not to stop questioning.")
if (ran == (38))
quot=("The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind. -- E.B. White")
if (ran == (39))
quot=("Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well. -- Aristotle")
if (ran == (40))
quot=("We know next to nothing about virtually everything.  It is not necessary to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know. Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition to crave knowledge. -- George Will")
if (ran == (41))
quot=("A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture.  You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and...  Ooohh, that's much better. -- Steven Wright")
if (ran == (42))
quot=("All men are mortal.  Socrates was mortal.  Therefore, all men are Socrates. -- Woody Allen")
if (ran == (43))
quot=("Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public.")
if (ran == (44))
quot=("Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? -- Steven Wright")
if (ran == (45))
quot=("Eternity is a terrible thought.  I mean, where's it going to end? -- Tom Stoppard")
if (ran == (46))
quot=("Here's something to think about:  How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery'? -- Jay Leno")
if (ran == (47))
quot=("I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner")
if (ran == (48))
quot=("I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds.  I hold them above globes.  They freak out and yell `Whooa, I'm *way* too high.` -- Bruce Baum")
if (ran == (49))
quot=("I had no shoes and I pitied myself.  Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. -- Dave Barry")
if (ran == (50))
quot=("I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. -- Groucho Marx")
if (ran == (51))
quot=("If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. -- George Burns")
if (ran == (52))
quot=("Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.  Inside a dog it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx")
if (ran == (53))
quot=("The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. -- Will Rogers")
if (ran == (54))
quot=("Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them. -- Will Rogers")
if (ran == (55))
quot=("Will Rogers never met you.")
if (ran == (56))
quot=("You're a good example of why some animals eat their young. -- Jim Samuels to a heckler")
if (ran == (57))
quot=("Ah, yes.  I remember my first beer. -- Steve Martin to a heckler")
if (ran == (58))
quot=("When your IQ rises to 28, sell. -- Professor Irwin Corey to a heckler")
if (ran == (59))
quot=("A classic is something that everyone wants to have read and nobody wants to read. -- Mark Twain,")
if (ran == (60))
quot=("All generalizations are false, including this one. -- Mark Twain")
if (ran == (61))
quot=("Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain")
if (ran == (62))
quot=("An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. -- William Shakespeare")
if (ran == (63))
quot=("As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out. -- Mark Twain")
if (ran == (64))
quot=("Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain")
if (ran == (65))
quot=("Condense soup, not books!")
if (ran == (66))
quot=("Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.  The world owes you nothing.  It was here first. -- Mark Twain")
if (ran == (67))
quot=("Every why hath a wherefore. -- William Shakespeare")
if (ran == (68))
quot=("Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. -- Mark Twain")
if (ran == (69))
quot=("Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. -- Mark Twain")
if (ran == (70))
quot=("Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. -- J.R.R. Tolkien")
if (ran == (71))
quot=("Hell is empty and all the devils are here. -- Wm. Shakespeare")
if (ran == (72))
quot=("I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like lessthan half of you half as well as you deserve. -- J. R. R. Tolkien")
if (ran == (73))
quot=("I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain")
if (ran == (74))
quot=("If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. -- J.R.R. Tolkien")
if (ran == (75))
quot=("In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards. -- Mark Twain")
if (ran == (76))
quot=("Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. -- Shakespeare")
if (ran == (77))
quot=("Small things make base men proud. -- William Shakespeare")
if (ran == (78))
quot=("Talkers are no good doers. -- William Shakespeare")
if (ran == (79))
quot=("The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- Wm. Shakespeare")
if (ran == (80))
quot=("When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all. -- Roger Zelazny")
if (ran == (81))
quot=("Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. -- Gene Fowler")
if (ran == (82))
quot=("Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?")
if (ran == (83))
quot=("With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- `The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy`")
if (ran == (84))
quot=("All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. -- Chou En Lai")
if (ran == (85))
quot=("All kings is mostly rapscallions. --Mark Twain")
if (ran == (86))
quot=("Freedom is nothing else but the chance to do better. -- Camus")
if (ran == (87))
quot=("Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish.  Don't overdo it. -- Lao Tsu")
if (ran == (88))
quot=("He who slings mud generally loses ground. -- Adlai Stevenson")
if (ran == (89))
quot=("Hear me, my chiefs, I am tired; my heart is sick and sad.  From where thesun now stands I Will Fight No More Forever. -- Chief Joseph")
if (ran == (90))
quot=("History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree on. -- Napoleon Bonaparte")
if (ran == (91))
quot=("I have a dream.  I have a dream that one day, on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.")
if (ran == (92))
quot=("If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing. -- Bertrand Russell")
if (ran == (93))
quot=("It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion.  And usually easier. -- Lazarus Long")
if (ran == (94))
quot=("It seems a little silly now, but this country was founded as a protest against taxation.")
if (ran == (95))
quot=("Join in the new game that's sweeping the country.  It's called `Bureaucracy`. Everybody stands in a circle.  The first person to do anything loses.")
if (ran == (96))
quot=("`Rights` is a fictional abstraction.  No one has `Rights`, neither machines nor flesh-and-blood.  Persons... have opportunities, not rights, which theyuse or do not use. -- Lazarus Long")
if (ran == (97))
quot=("TANSTAAFL")
if (ran == (98))
quot=("That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau")
if (ran == (99))
quot=("To use violence is to already be defeated. -- Chinese proverb")
if (ran == (100))
quot=("Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -- Salvor Hardin")
if (ran == (101))
quot=("We should have a Vollyballocracy.  We elect a six-pack of presidents. Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate. -- Dennis Miller")
if (ran == (102))
quot=("A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain. -- Lazarus Long")
if (ran == (103))
quot=("I have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best. -- Oscar Wilde")
if (ran == (104))
quot=("I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.")
if (ran == (105))
quot=("Never tell people how to do things.  Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- Gen. George S. Patton")
if (ran == (106))
quot=("Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.")
if (ran == (107))
quot=("Change is the essential process of all existence. -- Spock")
if (ran == (108))
quot=("Live long and prosper. -- Spock")
if (ran == (109))
quot=("Great acts are made up of small deeds. -- Lao Tsu")
if (ran == (110))
quot=("Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods. -- Socrates")
if (ran == (111))
quot=("He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. -- Lao Tsu")
if (ran == (112))
quot=("I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. -- Chuang-tzu")
if (ran == (113))
quot=("In spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart. -- Anne Frank")
if (ran == (114))
quot=("	`It's today!` said Piglet. `My favorite day,` said Pooh.")
if (ran == (115))
quot=("Just remember, wherever you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Bonzai")
if (ran == (116))
quot=("Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. -- Lao Tsu")
if (ran == (117))
quot=("Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. -- Seneca")
if (ran == (118))
quot=("The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate. -- Marcus Terentius Varro")
if (ran == (119))
quot=("The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.")
if (ran == (120))
quot=("The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds,and the pessimist knows it. -- J. Robert Oppenheimer")
if (ran == (121))
quot=("The truth is rarely pure, and never simple. -- Oscar Wilde")
if (ran == (123))
quot=("There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana")
if (ran == (124))
quot=("There is no sin but ignorance. -- Christopher Marlowe")
if (ran == (125))
quot=("Truth has no special time of its own.  Its hour is now -- always. -- Albert Schweitzer")
if (ran == (126))
quot=("Waste not fresh tears over old griefs. -- Euripides")
if (ran == (127))
quot=("What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. -- Nietzsche")
if (ran == (128))
quot=("You can observe a lot just by watching. -- Yogi Berra")



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